Man two: I wanted to buy this watch because it can show the time in another timezone.

Man one: because your girlfriend is a flight attendant.

Man one: I know he had a Chinese massage that cured his backpain. But I don’t remember if the masseur touched him or not (physically). Either it was a mental massage that cured his backpain, or a back massage that cured his mental pain.

Man two: so whenever she is away I will know her time.

God knows how to get my attention;